To have sexual intercourse with an inanimate object.
Do you think the muffin man has vanced one of those muffins, or does he just like them the normal way?
by Geek.blather July 30, 2024
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Act can be performed with or without a condom.
Act can be performed with or without a condom.
DJT: Are you a Vancer?
JD: what’s a Vancer?
DJT: someone who gets aroused by couches.
JD: Oh. Where did you hear that?
JD: what’s a Vancer?
DJT: someone who gets aroused by couches.
JD: Oh. Where did you hear that?
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Verb: 1. To hump a couch or other piece of upholstered furniture.
2. To actively seek out and search for bestiality pornography.
Noun: 3. A drastic contradictory change in a publicly expressed opinion concerning an important matter.
Adjective: (Vancey) 4. Weird.
2. To actively seek out and search for bestiality pornography.
Noun: 3. A drastic contradictory change in a publicly expressed opinion concerning an important matter.
Adjective: (Vancey) 4. Weird.
1. He Vanced his mother’s couch; gave new meaning to the word “loveseat”.
2. He Vanced the Internet looking for woman-dolphin porn videos.
3. He said Trump was Hitler; then he pulled a Vance and said Trump was the greatest.
4. The fact you took pictures of yourself in a wig and makeup, but then say you dislike drag queens is very Vancey.
2. He Vanced the Internet looking for woman-dolphin porn videos.
3. He said Trump was Hitler; then he pulled a Vance and said Trump was the greatest.
4. The fact you took pictures of yourself in a wig and makeup, but then say you dislike drag queens is very Vancey.
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