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Uncle Pervis

The stereo typical dirty, perverted Uncle. A Male that is old enough to be crochity and not give a shit, but still young enough to have an active sex life.
Jessica, don't sit on Uncle Pervis's lap unless you want him to get a boner!
by Richard Goziner January 7, 2012
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uncle-in-law

1- Aunt's husband.
2- Spouse's uncle.
My uncle-in-law is a good person.
by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021
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Uncle Noominji

Means great respect for all others (land, people, and animals). Means you can get through the day with a laugh and when need be, throw a bit of banter in. Also means that no matter where you are in life, you can always come back home to your roots.

This was our great x28 uncle’s life. We Celebrate by kissing our index and middle finger and raising it to the sky while chanting his name....UNCLE NOOMIJI!!!

If another member of the Noomiji tribe tells you to do something for Uncle Noomiji you must do it or else you are banished from the tribe
Person 1: Dunk your balls in boiling water. Person 2: For Uncle Noomiji Whilst shouting at the top of their lungs ( FOR UNCLE NOOMIJI ) While dipping Balls in Boiling water
Person 2: Now you do it for Uncle Noominji
by One of the Hawaiian Boyz December 2, 2019
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Tiny Uncle

An uncle who is younger than you
This is me and my tiny uncle, Brandon.
by tiny mommy October 3, 2022
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Dutchman's uncle

NOUN: Someone who holds an opinion that seems improbable but is in fact correct
If Genever gin comes from Switzerland then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.
by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016
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fancy uncle

I'm meeting my fancy uncle for dinner and drinks later.
by awesometimefuntown May 3, 2016
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Uncle Klauss

the sexual act of a male defecating in a fine leather shoe, and persuading someone to wear the shoe while he masturbates.
"My boyfriend gave me an Uncle Klauss last night, and my foot still smells!
by footbandit69 February 11, 2010
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