Townie

The sacks of dogshit that smell like mad mudbutt who live in your college town.

"hey man, got goosed last night and porked a townie."
"You should probably gobget checked for an STD"

by RaymundoSmokesMid June 21, 2018

4*townie

Someone who is a Fan of 4*town, The fictional boyband from Turning red. If you looked this up you watch too much disney+

some guy : "Hey, Did you see that guy watching turning red? I think he likes 4*town."
Other guy : "Yeah, Dude, I think he's a 4*townie."

by Wildidiot July 12, 2022

Townie

Some absolute goon who hangs around the tescos with his scooter mates scaring nans half to death

usually seen with some adidas or nike manbag
think they’re a roadman or somet then won’t scrap with anyone

“Yo av ya seen are Joe kid?”
“nah lad i eard e’s a propa townie doe, do we wanta go out wiv im?”

by Squatlemur77 October 15, 2020

Townie

Adj. can be used as a noun.

Moronic people who live in cities/towns with little to no knowledge of practical life skills. Usually incapable of surviving on their own. Not used to physical labor or outdoors, yet have large egoes and superiority complexes, considering themselves better than non-townies.

word originates in rural southern Illinois.

(townie) "Hey can you tell me where they grow chocolate milk

cows?"

(non-townie) "You dumb ass townie."

by Boxycolt6 September 12, 2011

Towny Beats

1: A word describing the form of sound system a towny has in his/her (normally male) car.

2: A style of music, normally rap, played unnecessarily loudly out of a towny's car.

ex1: "Those be some shithot towny beats motherfucker"

ex2: " stick on those towny beats motherfucker "

by Musician on a mission December 14, 2003

towny

older men who drink in pups around the town center.

hoggy, treg, billy.

by rachy November 27, 2003

Townie

The entirety of Creation in its beauty, cruelty and harmony, is the expression of Divine thought and is the materialization, or body of God. People that live in towns and cities don't get that. They are removed from all of it.

All of history can be summed up by the difference between townies and regular folk as such:

My sister once dated a townie, and one weekend his friends came over and fucked up my yard.

by thelastsamba September 26, 2023