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Toot

Used to describe someone that is particularly cute, adorable or for someone you are feeling sympathy for.
Person 1: I heard that his cat died last week
Person 2: Awk, the wee toot, I sure hope he feels better soon.
by connsume January 11, 2020
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Toot Suite

For the moneyed millennial, an entire room set up for comfortable and relaxing farting alone or in groups. Airy, filtered airy, library-scaled magazine rack, beer fridge, franks and beans bubbling the stove, cabbage rolls. Fans, lots of fans. Wooden matchsticks for traditionalists.
In the loftier neighbourhoods os Silicon Valley, the true mark of a successful lactose intolerant millennial is a mansion with a Toot Suite for casual entertaining after the annual Beans 'n' Broccoli Festival Cruise.
by You rReal Name March 10, 2023
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van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.
Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other
by iamdubz June 25, 2010
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bungle toot

the outermost rim of the anus. The butt hole.
She shit so much her bungle toot was sore.
by eagletoot November 6, 2010
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Toots

When someone farts a lot they are usually nicknamed toots. They’re usually smaller in stature.
Omg he farts all day long! We should call him toots from now on!
by Smellyfeetstina February 13, 2019
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twat toot

When engaged in intercourse the vagaina becomes wet and makes a fart like sound when the penis enters.
Stephanie got so wet last nite during sex she began to twat toot.
by The Wordmieser December 1, 2015
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Toot

my fave
didnt think last definition wentnup
ibsessed with jk
whore fir jk
lori: wow toot is so cool!
isa: girl its tot
by loripori January 31, 2024
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