by MI ballsaac July 12, 2022
by MI ballsaac July 6, 2022
This is a real unicorn. Following up on the Tom Segura "double pipe classic", this takes it one step further. This event is a once in a lifetime type of event. When a person burps, farts, and sneezes at the same time, it is known as a Halley's Vomit. While it is more rare than Halley's Comet, Halley's Vomit usually wreaks of vodka and dumpster.
Guy A - "Uh, did you see that man just sneeze, shart and burp on national TV?"
Guy B- "He dropped a Halley's vomit right into the camera!"
Guy A - "Oh shit, is that Wendy Williams?"
Guy B - "I dont know what his fucking name is, I just know he dropped a Halley's Vomit"
Guy B- "He dropped a Halley's vomit right into the camera!"
Guy A - "Oh shit, is that Wendy Williams?"
Guy B - "I dont know what his fucking name is, I just know he dropped a Halley's Vomit"
by MommyJeans March 24, 2021
When you are being deepthroated too hard they choke and throw up onto your dick. Making your cock reek of vomit for days.
by BirdShitter January 7, 2016
my dog just threw up all over my fucking chair wtf. Little fucker is not gonna have any food tonight.
by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020
by pube_master_of_doom November 8, 2007
When you're badly hungover and you can feel your stomach churning and churning at variable speeds, and you know that eventually you're just gonna projectile vom all over the place.
"How're you feeling after last night pal?"
"Eurgh, not good. I thought i might be feeling better because the vomit carousel stopped for a while, but it's just hit full speed again"
"Eurgh, not good. I thought i might be feeling better because the vomit carousel stopped for a while, but it's just hit full speed again"
by Lola Ramone January 25, 2013