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captain's butter

When the captain of a sailing vessel takes his peg leg and shoves it in his first mate's buttle, what oozes out is called Captain's butter. Sometimes used in seafood dishes.
Hold the Captain's Butter please.
by Cap'n Munch August 12, 2017
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Fap Butter

(See fap.) AKA Vaseline. Every good fap needs some quality fap butter.
Tim: Man, I wanted to fap tonight but I ran out of fap butter. I sent my mom out to the store to go get some.
by Pickles McSimpson January 14, 2013
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Goose Butter

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after an often sweaty day resulting in soiled garments and massive feminine aroma. P.S The aroma can be smelled threw thin pants
As a child on the crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman with yoga pants.
by Don Menna March 7, 2017
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Shutter Butter

Term for a Photo or a Picture that is super nice looking.

A descriptive saying a Gen-Zer would say when they see a picture of something or a person they really like.
Wow! That picture is some serious shutter butter.

Oh! That's a nice photo, it's pure shutter butter.

That pic is hella smooth, I can't believe it's not shutter butter ;)

That's some serious shutter butter you captured right there.
by Camera_Joy February 10, 2023
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Butter Hunt

The nonsensical errands you send your parents on when you need to get alone time at home to masturbate.
"Hey Dad, I need you to run to the store and get me some deodorant and some CD-Rs, also I think we need butter."

"Alright I'll be back in a bit."

Later, cock in hand:
"Ugh, yes, totally just sent Dad on a butter hunt. Ooh..."
by bagelsFOAD December 25, 2016
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butter belly

A beautiful girl with a voluptuous body, meaning full breasts, thick thighs, and smallish waist. A girl with the body of a woman. Butter bellied chicks are tone but they have soft stomachs like a pillow, not bony or fat. It's an old term for a thick girl.
She has it all; the big breasts, the thick ass, the shapely thighs and a nice soft butter belly to complete the perfect woman.
by Akarealnegro November 16, 2014
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Turkey Butter

Bullshit that sounds good as he'll

Believable bullshit
"Damn thats some turkey butter bruh"
"Man that story was turkey butter"
by Liquid Beaner Stew 8====D September 18, 2017
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