Kyle

Karen's male counterpart. Voted "most likely to become a domestic terrorist" by his classmates. A connoisseur of alt-right propaganda. Paragon of bootlicking.

Kyle! You're supposed to lick the boot, not deep-throat it.

by anonymous September 17, 2020

Kyle

Kyle loves punching dry wall and fucking shit up. He’s not angry or nothin. Lifes just more fun when you are drinking monster and playing the five finger knife game during dinner.

Yo Kyle are we going to that party later?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

I shit an upper decker in your toilet.

Damn, you just Kyle’d a Kyle

by Senior69 December 19, 2019

Kyle

A motherfucker that likes Mountain Dew and punching walls

Kyle punched his wall while drinking Mountain Dew he is a crazy mother fucker

by Kyle the awesome mother fucker June 17, 2019

Kyle

Now Kyle isn't a person Kyle is an idea. Kyle is like an emotion but not quite there yet.

I'm feeling very Kyle this morning

by KyleandFriendsCo January 4, 2020

Kyle

A guy who is pretty much an asshole and is probably short. He’s funny sometimes and is a total simp when he finds the right girl. Kyle is definitely way cool when he’s not around his annoying friends. Yes, this is targeted towards YOU Kyle.

Girl 1- Haha! Look how short Kyle is.

Girl 2- Omg don’t be mean he’s so sweet.

by itsme0 December 22, 2021

Kyle

A super kind friend who is always willing to kick the shit out of someone for you. He’ll always have your back even if no one else does. Kyle is a very loyal guy who may get hyped up on mt. dew from time to time but is pretty laid back for the most part. Kyle knows how to make someone laugh even at the dumbest shit. If you have a Kyle in your life make sure you don’t let him go because no one is as good of a friend as he is.

I’m so lucky to have Kyle as my friend

by Shortie04 December 18, 2019

Kyle

Kyles shy yet confident personality will make you curious. You will want to get to know him even though he is not the most attractive person. When you get to know him, you find out how silly he can be. A tall and cute athletic guy. Humble but very good at sports. A good listener and a good friend, will always be there for you to give you advice or listen. Kind to those who are kind. Might have stupid friends but they balance each other out. You end up finding Kyle very sexy and attractive at his confidence yet humbleness, and how good he is at sports and always seems to be in a good mood. When Kyle is sad, you want to help him be happy. Someone you truly care about. Can be awkward in a very cute way. Deserves the best.

Kyle is so awkward but it is cute!

by hollaatme April 18, 2020