facebook

To *facebook* is a way to show aggravation or frustration by hitting your forehead with a book. An alternative twist to *facepalm*ing.

Person: I forgot lost my wallet again.
Other person: *facebook*

by Doorwithin June 22, 2011

facebooked it

the act of shortening your words of speech to facebook form. to make it like you were writing it on facebook! (ie: wtf, lmao, etc...)

"what the F#&$!?!... ahhh man, i should've facebooked it so my daughter wouldn't have heard me!"

by sunnysmile February 25, 2010

facebook

a website that used to be great in 2009 & 2010 until it got all wild with the "fancyness" & now it looks all ugly & its stalkerish ._. but i'm still addicted to it lol awk
ps it's also suppppa slooooooow. -___-

christina : yooooo zac man wz up??!??!!111?////!?? hw u doinnnn?!?!?!?!!111///??!!!!1111//one!!!!??
zac : fucking facebook noob hop off my wall *deletes her*
me : i h8 it wen ppl typ lyk diz on facebook ....

by manda hi ! November 10, 2011

facebook

n: that website that EVERYONE is on to see what's going on with people
v: to send somebody something over Facebook

n: I need to go on Facebook tonight!
v: Don't worry, I'll Facebook it to you later.

by jpfanatic2009 March 2, 2010

Facebooked

When someone forgets to log all the way out of facebook, or has their computer set to auto log in and allowes someone else to use the computer. The user then vandalizes the owners facebook. usually with status changes proclaiming homosexuality, but anything on facebook is fair game.

Friend, "so you finally came out of the closet?"
Owner, "Wait, what?"
Friend, "I saw it on your facebook, you have a boyfriend now."
Owner, "fuck, Dan facebooked me again."

by AVDeefoz January 20, 2011

Facebook

ghetto myspace, The cheap copy of myspace, in which I call ghetto myspace

thou its free i cant afford myspace so i use the cheaper copy facebook,

by I cant afford a good name October 5, 2008

facebook

(verb): To slap oneself in the face with a book; much in the same manner as facepalm, but with a more "kill-me-now" sort of attitude, as opposed to one of just mere disappointment.

When he saw his best friend and ex-girlfriend epically screw up their date, he gave no verbal responses - only a depressed sigh and a massive facebook.

by foxhead120 October 3, 2010