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SCHOOL CAN SUCK IT
by I WANNA DIE die dieeee November 6, 2018
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School

The place where adults called "teachers" force you to do tasks and "learn" even though you are on 2 hours of sleep because of the 42 assignments they gave you last night.
Mom: Go to school
Joe: No its dumb and a waste of time
by LoliHentaiCool January 27, 2021
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School

Commonly known as "HELL". School is even worse than real jail. All kids are there just to learn about stuff that we won't need or use in the real world. And when school is over, they are free and they also call their home their "America" because, YOU ARE FREE OF SCHOOL WHEN YOU'RE AT HOME. Unless the school tortures you with HOMEWORK. NOBODY DOES THEIR HOMEWORK. Every kid has to go to school according to the government.
Screw school (Hell). I want to go to my America (Home) right now.
by NothingToSeeHere- November 13, 2019
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school

School is the place that when you were 4, your parents told you was a fun place were you played a lot and learned a bit. But then you grew up and realized that school in a word is prison and a shit place were everything taught is useless and in a meaningless way, your live turns out to be extremely hard because of school
Bill: what is that gross ugly looking place over there?

Mom: its a place were you learn stuff and be treated like a prisoner. Otherwise, it's known as school.
by Randomdude8733 April 12, 2022
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School

I went to school today...

My teacher told me to use my book

So I threw it at her

True story
by The guy that hates school January 30, 2017
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School

Where hell is offically named
student: Are you going to school?
me: yeah, *sign. I want to die
student: go to hell!
me: We are already in hell
by smertieboi February 22, 2019
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School

The place parents drop of their 'swaggy teenagers' to get rid of them for a much desired 6 hours a day. Everyone needs a break sometimes.

Little do they know however, that school is a waste of time that becomes tedious after elementary school. I mean, who the fuck gives a shit about Pythagoras?

A place that fails to properly prepare your children for the outside world.
Interviewer: Mr. Peterson, what would you say your most valuable skills are?

Peterson: Ugh... I can find the hypotenuse of a triangle... Hey! Dude! Can you tell me how to buy a house? I can't remember studying that at school...!
by Handmethatslushieplz May 11, 2014
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