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Kyle

Kyle is someone who lives off of Monster Energy drinks and loves getting jacked up on Fireball and Monster Energy mixed together. He skate boards, rides dirt bikes and quads, and thinks he’s a natural badass. He has no job and usually does graffiti for money. Kyles are normally seen at the Monster Energy headquarters.
Did you see that guy shot gunning a Monster Energy? His name must’ve been Kyle.
by dawsonwalker316 July 24, 2019
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Kyle

a fuck head who punches walls and drinks monster. usually has anger issues
by kyle licker November 30, 2019
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Kyle

That one guy who vapes every 5 seconds. He's drywalls number one enemy and has almost had a heart attack every day of his life from drinking monster energy.
Bro how has Kyle not died yet he drinks so much monster
by Kyle_Monsterdestroyer May 21, 2019
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Kyle

A man with an enormous addiction to Monster energy drinks and always has them handy in times of need
“Where did you get all those monster?”
“Kyle…”
by King Shlook April 29, 2019
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Kyle

A skinny ass, insecure, fag boy that drinks 4 lokos and vodka spritzers at the minimal high school parties he’s invited to. A one in a million physco path that bows down and sucks the dick of anyone in a confrontation. Has one friend who is always there for him. Someone gets with his ex girlfriend? He’s right there to cry and scream with Kyle.
Wow Kyle followed him to the woods where that kid took his ex girlfriend.
by Kylehater223 October 29, 2019
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Kyle

Punches holes in his walls and drinks monster.
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by ocolburn27 May 18, 2020
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Kyle

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