Tiny Tew 

n. An extremely small penis. Aka. Baby dick or micropenis.

Girl: Let's have sex.
Guy: Really?
Girl: Yes. Take off your pants
Guy: Okay. (Takes off pants)
Girl: Wtf is that?!?!
Guy: I know it's small, but I know how to use it.

Girl: Hahahaha! You're a Tiny Tew!

Tiny Tew by DeezNutz69!@#$ May 13, 2020

tiny cross tattoo 

A tiny cross tattoo under the eye or on the neck signifies an accidental death caused by the wearer, otherwise it is a sign of religion.

Jen got a tiny cross tattoo the other day.

tiny cross tattoo by John Kelly's August 29, 2020

Tiny Onions 

A group of short and smelly people.

Bill: Yo, people back in the 1800's were really short and really smelly.
Ted: Yeah, there were sure a lot of tiny onions back then.

Tiny Onions by MojoYT September 8, 2020

Tiny house 

When two women; who are 5ft or shorter; Eiffel Tower a guy (guy gets pegged by one of the women when doing the other)

Cathy and Beth; looked at Figo and simultaneously suggested they “tiny house” him.

Tiny house by YurtSquirt69 September 11, 2020

tiny tony 

small man who finds humour at other people’s misfortune

why’s that small man laughing at Craig's broken leg?

oh it’s just tiny tony

tiny tony by tiny tony’s mate October 7, 2020

tiny pocket dr t 

"THERE WERE NO HOT TIPS. ONLY TINY POCKET DR T. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOOM!"

tiny pocket dr t

tiny pocket dr t by jeffdiamondchin November 24, 2020

Tiny Sandwich 

A sandwich so small that it will never satisfy for eternal hunger for a decently size sandwich, but no you get a tiny sandwich because you decide to be a youtuber instead of working a 9 to 5 job like a normal human.

Dog: Spell Tiny Sandwich

Tiny Sandwich by LargeHog November 30, 2020