Thunder Cum

When your on Annual Training with the National Guard and you want to jack off in your tent but don't want you battle buddies to hear you. So you wait for a thunder storm and time you orgasm with the sound of thunder.

" Hey battle did you hear me thunder cum last night"

by DemonSemen 3-141 June 24, 2019

Thunder Donkey

A fairly large lady with heavenly head game

“Yo, this chick I was with last night was an absolute thunder donkey!”

by Holy Macgroin November 1, 2020

Thunder1408

JackManifoldTVs old username which he changed due to the fact no one could remember the numbers

Person 1: Remember when Jack still went by Thunder1408?
Person 2: Oh yeah! that was so long ago i'm surprised you still remember it, i always mess up the numbers

by cookiegirl89089 November 16, 2021

Thunder thighs

Thighs with the ability to crush watermelons

You see Kaylee crush that watermelon?? Thunder thighs!

by Tigerrossa September 1, 2021

Thunder Scientific Corporation

Fetish game turned SRP on a children's platform. What could go wrong?

Thunder Scientific consists of a few core gameplay features
1. Furry latex goo beasts
2. Wack departments
3. CIS (You're supposed to pipebomb CISCZ)
4. Arms dealers
5. The UN (spooky)

A short summary of each department in no specific order
U&M: Maidens
RSD: Tiger sharks 💀
SD: crossfire
BWD: SD 2.0: electric boogaloo
BWC: Sharkwater
UN: spooky government man with a plan to kill
FBI/UIU: floating in the void
FP: couldn't be bothered to do their real dept job
AD: M134 giveaways
Medical department: how the fuck is MD even relevant they sit in TSCZ doing jackshit staring at injured TS and bugging combatives for escort
Ethics committee: Infraction dispensers // Stay away from them
CIS: Literally just furries. No other way to put it

Subdivisions I know of
SD |
CM: They either clutch up against 8 TS or die horribly to one TS with a bat. Also makes MD obsolete
Recon: bees | latex exterminator
JU: Rest in peace eight hundred pound gorillas
SO: sweaty try hard
All the other SD divisions
Removed/unused (man omega 0 concept was cool)

BWD divisions I know of
Corpsmen specialist platoon (combat medics for bwd I think)
SDO: Spas and a dream
CEG: One of these has a fire hat or something I don't know
Classified something-something: SO for BWD

BWC |
Contractors: They're either sharks or they're not very high ranking
CEO/Chairmen: They stand around in TSCZ

Wordlimit
Part 2 maybe

Kyle: Have you played the new thunder scientific corporation update yet?

Jared: Maidens are hot 😍

Kyle: What the literal fuck is wrong with you

by Ribcage beater 420 August 8, 2023

Thunder Buffalo

When you’re doing it raw and you slide a vibrater in her ass just before or during climax.

Dude, I just tried the Thunder Buffalo trick my buddy gave me and now she won’t return my calls.

by Big_Wildin October 17, 2023

Fail-Thunder

The repetition of glorious, unsuccessful actions; or being on a roll of "fail".

Kyle: Fail
Kyle: Fail
Kyle: Fail
Katie: Fail

Kyle: Hey! Don't steal my Fail-Thunder

by blahblahbleep May 27, 2010