Theoblumpkin

Getting oral sex while eat ones favorite meal, taking a dump, drinking a favorite beverage, smoking weed ,and watching TV.

Theoblumpkin comes from the prefix Theo meaning god and of course the famous blumpkin- Getting head while taking a dump.

Last night i got some taco bell to go and when i got home cindy was at my place so i put on cops and she gladly gave me a theoblumpkin while i ate.

by himynameisted August 18, 2009

Throat Oyster

Chunk of phlegm in you throat (the thick viscous substance secreted by the mucous membranes of the respiratory passages, esp. when produced in excessive or abnormal quantities, e.g., when someone is suffering from a cold.)

I just coughed up a throat oyster

by ThomASS 666 December 17, 2008

throbulent

Resembling or having the effect of creating a blood engorged cock that leaks precum all over. The skin on the balls tightens like ceran wrap and then loses with ever pulse like an eighty year Olds ass hole finally relaxing after 10 hours of strenuous exertion. It blows up like a Ballon and right when you think all the cum might just explode from your cock and soil your pants it settles down like a sad sausage only to pop right back up to haunt you.

My teacher is so throbulent

that sux

My gf is throbulent

I know right

...

by Fuckboy18 May 14, 2015

Throbbing like a sick dog's ass

self inflicted significant pain

I wrecked my motorcycle and now my foot is "throbbing like a sick dog's ass"

by Deener Dangle Dongle May 16, 2022

Thnob

A name when describing, and/or pertaining to, a heinous act, person, object, and/or thing. It can also be used as a verb, in some context.

NOUN:
"You thnob, you just sat on my cat. GET OFF SOCKS, YOU BITCH!"
(For information regarding the word 'bitch,' go up to the search bar and type it in, you lazy face)

VERB:
"After the horrible thnobbing he received, he thnobbed all the way home."
D:

by The Ferocious Thnobber January 2, 2009

throat feathers

Strands of jism that stick in you partners mouth and throat after you've cum in it.

After I'd shot off in her mouth she opened wide and I could see the throat feathers.

by reggiefubar August 5, 2009

Throat Corker

1) Someone who enjoys receiving fellatio because their length allows them to give discomfort.

2) Term used to brag about one's penis size

"Hey baby, ever had your Throat Corked? I am a total Throat Corker"

by TheGooch November 3, 2009