Thirsty hamster

When a man lays face down on the roof of a car with an open sunroof and has his partner inside the car preform fellatio through said sunroof like a thirsty hamster at a water bottle

Dude we went up to the makeout spot and we ended up doing the thirsty hamster...

by BlueRanga84 April 25, 2024

thirsty

depiction of when someone is horny and shows it

Since I posted that bikini picture, many dudes are following me. They seem to be pretty thirsty.

by mmwin August 27, 2020

Thirsty

adjective describing the desperate attempts by insecure and painful lax parents to glorify their reclassed and comically overaged teenage sons on social media by incessantly posting ever single shot that their precious Augie (short for Augustus) takes with imposing emojis such as 🔥💪💀 and fear-inducing words like "Tuff" and "Him”

Chatsworth's mom is thirsty AF. She's always posting lax videos of him with comments like "That's my handsome Him! Oh Chatty, you are straight fire 🔥" and paying extra to boost his Insta Reels.

Bigsby is a thirsty drip king. His parents didn't send him to kindergarten until he was 7 and then he reclassed in 8th grade when he started at McDonogh and again in 10th grade when he transferred to Brunswick.

by Benjamin Buttonz April 30, 2024

Thirsty Jane

Where a person masturbates to completion into a milkshake and makes someone else drink it.

I took her to Culver’s for dinner and for dessert I made her a thirsty Jane…

by Ruben Lucid December 2, 2022

thirsty hamster

A thirsty hamster refers humorously to a sexual act where someone performs oral sex on a man as he lays across the roof of a car with his penis hanging down through the sunroof, similar go a hamster drinking from a sipper water bottle. First went viral on TikTok in February 2024.

They found a quiet place where they could park, open the sunroof, and she could be a thirsty hamster.

by John in Chicago February 21, 2024

Thirsty

1. Overly desirable of attention or affection
2. Expressing the need or want for something to a point that is perceived as excessive
3. A pejoratively negative way of describing a person as so “needy” to the point of being offensive to others

She just signed up for drama club because she’s thirsty

Oh my look at Ric offering his jacket to Rachel, he’s so thirsty

I don’t tell that girl anything she’s so thirsty she’ll just spill.

by ShawnMooo March 12, 2023

Thirsty hamster

She sits in the front seat of a car with a sunroof. He lays across the roof of the car with his wiener hanging through the open sunroof. She performs her impression of a thirsty hamster on a water bottle.

I got a felony for getting a thirsty hamster in a parking lot

by Totallynormalguy69420 March 30, 2024