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breathing zoom

The stolen moments of peace and solitude created when an invitee is late to a Zoom/video call. The gift of time that provides a welcome window for clear thought, heightened focus and the unexpected completion of tasks.
Alice's task list was daunting and causing her great stress so the gift of 7 minutes of 'breathing zoom' was most welcome.
by paulborthwick October 16, 2020
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Zoom

How fast your personal info gets stollen on a call.
by g'day12390 March 12, 2021
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Zooming

The act of being in any video call/ conference, during witch you partner gets naked or otherwise flashing you causing distraction knowing you can't just walk away
"I was in an important video conference for work last night and Stacy started zooming me, do you know how hard it is to keep a straight face when a pair of double Ds are bouncing right in front of you."
by Zeeg009 January 11, 2022
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Abdob Zoom

When a person plays cs:go and he doublezooms with the awp and walks around like that.
Why the fuck are you double zoomed in man??

Its called the Abdob Zoom you retard!!
by Strutsen78 February 6, 2017
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last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.
I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.
by BuffaloBill555 August 2, 2021
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Zoom Struck

The state of shock that you get when you meet someone in real life after only spending time with them over Zoom.
Wow! You're so tall! I'm zoom struck.
by Cyire September 20, 2022
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Zooms

Person 1: “Hey do you want to do zooms tonight?”
Person 2: “What are ‘zooms’?”
Person 1: “Magic mushrooms!”
by Doozy Clout Fam December 1, 2018
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