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by DanielChulle December 13, 2016
Get the Oliver Von Sicardmug. Like a Boston Steamroller, but everyone who takes it goes and does it to two more people. An exponential Steamroller.
by anonymous October 3, 2023
Get the Von Neumann Steamrollermug. by slickytv February 1, 2025
Get the von the land sharkmug. Developed by the great M. Von St. Aubin, Von-St. Aubinomics (Now knows as the VSA5) are a set of 5 Postulates that can explain any news story. They can also provide a foundation for understanding events in your personal life, well… his personal life anyway. The first three deal directly with understanding news, the final two speak to personal life, and they only apply to M. Von St. Aubin himself.
When asked why he included Postulate 4 and 5 if they only apply to him, M. Von St. Aubin replied simply: “cuz I want the gub-ment to know that I know.”
The VSA5 in their entirety:
Postulate 1: The Government is not to be trusted, thus ALL government data are lies.
Postulate 2: The laws of Supply and Demand are hogwash; they are two completely unrelated phenomenon.
Postulate 3: All big business (e.g. Banks, Oil, especially Google) are coconspirators of the government and by extension of Postulate 1, cannot be trusted, and all big business data are also lies.
Postulate 4: My personal information is MINE, and you can’t have it. This holds true even if providing my personal information will have some benefit me financially or to my health.
Postulate 5: Entitlement is the most important right. I should get everything for free.
When asked why he included Postulate 4 and 5 if they only apply to him, M. Von St. Aubin replied simply: “cuz I want the gub-ment to know that I know.”
The VSA5 in their entirety:
Postulate 1: The Government is not to be trusted, thus ALL government data are lies.
Postulate 2: The laws of Supply and Demand are hogwash; they are two completely unrelated phenomenon.
Postulate 3: All big business (e.g. Banks, Oil, especially Google) are coconspirators of the government and by extension of Postulate 1, cannot be trusted, and all big business data are also lies.
Postulate 4: My personal information is MINE, and you can’t have it. This holds true even if providing my personal information will have some benefit me financially or to my health.
Postulate 5: Entitlement is the most important right. I should get everything for free.
by Von St. Aubin March 5, 2011
Get the Von-St. Aubinomicsmug. by The Double E August 26, 2023
Get the Von Dumpskimug. by free young thug, free ysl January 24, 2023
Get the king vonmug. A selfish fat lazy shit formed over a billion years ago with megarexia and immense stupidity and multiple eating disorders and a gicantic invisible schlong bigger than the universe itself.
Also known as: yeshacontyconteiryrabbaigamliellevonsmellulercelulitus.
Also known as: yeshacontyconteiryrabbaigamliellevonsmellulercelulitus.
by Ellosvs July 16, 2021
Get the Shconty (von Smell)mug.