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The FTL Treatment

Verb. To give an object the FTL treatment would mean to blow it to shreds and steal the shreds to sell for money, or trade them for illicit goods. It doesn't have to be used literally. If something were to be dismantled severely and sold for parts of it's whole, that would also be the FTL treatment.
"Yeah man, they took the football team's jersey's and gave 'em the FTL treatment, now there are number piece inside of football cards."
"Enemy fighters ahead, I guess we'll hafta give them the good ol' FTL treatment!"
by Cam64viper November 28, 2020
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YOYO Treatment

The " YOYO Treatment" is when a person(s) annoys someone to their breaking point and causes victim to assume square-up formation.
Next time the SE is in Vegas, Jeff will receive the YOYO Treatment.
by UBAyoyo June 28, 2019
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The Keira treatment

When all of your friends are bitches so you and your home girl don’t talk to them anymore.
I’m gonna give her the keira treatment.
by hotgirl100 June 12, 2025
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old yeller treatment

The act of shooting someone or something directly in the middle of the head.
Larry: Hey Tyson your mom is fat that when she jumps she causes an earthquake!

Tyson: Larry if you don’t shut the hell up I’ll give you the old yeller treatment!
by Swooce74 March 17, 2023
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confetti treatment

to shoot yourself or be shot in the head, and have pieces of brain matter rain upon someone nearby.
OMG DAVE JUST GAVE ME THE CONFETTI TREATMENT!!!! WHY DAVE, WHY!?!?!
by Demiurge27 June 21, 2010
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The Honey Boo-Boo Treatment

This is where a person consumes a large quantity of honey (approximately a litre) and then purposefully vomits it onto their partner, (or one may perform this by themselves, of which they would instead vomit into a container and preserve it) of which it is then lathered and massaged all over the body, focusing on dry patches, rashes, blemishes, acne and/or acne scars. It can also be used to treat damaged hair by lathering it onto the scalp and rinsing, much like shampoo and conditioner.

It is rumoured that it can also be consumed to treat various diseases. The origins of this is

unknown, however has become increasingly popular in the United Kingdom. Usually practiced among those who use alternative medicine, as it lacks actual scientific proof as to its health benefits and healing properties. The name to the practice is currently unknown, as it is not widely known, however, it has been referred to as the 'Honey Boo-Boo Treatment' or just ' a Honey Boo-Boo'.

Documented by D13khead, tested by Dingob3ded
I felt very poorly and so I tried The Honey Boo-Boo Treatment.
by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024
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stucco wall treatment

Having sex doggie style with the woman's forehead pinned against a rough stucco wall.
Jane was acting uppity after spending time with her former sorority sisters so John decided to give her the stucco wall treatment.
by Zelmo72 October 21, 2021
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