Reporter: “Oh hi Mr Jeremy Hunt, what are you up to today.”
JH: “Oh you know, just your typical day of Torying, slashing slashing important public services and whatnot.”
JH: “Oh you know, just your typical day of Torying, slashing slashing important public services and whatnot.”
by Submarine Hunter March 16, 2023
by Fatal-Attraction February 14, 2022
“We had some lovely weather and came back with a good tan, although I’m not sure if that was due to the weather or a Tory Tan from swimming in raw sewage?”
by DownbeatDave August 20, 2023
Damn son, I was in Opelika last night, and when I ran into Brooklyn Tori Pruitt, she blew me like a box fan. That slut guzzles cum like it's Listerine. After that, she asked where she could find some black dudes. DAYUM. Insatiable ho. She was with some dude named Joe who licked it off her face too!
by Joseph Sloan TN1990 May 04, 2019
by chucklesthegreatakawifeoftory December 16, 2022
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