Seasonal for the 2008 GOP (Republican) Presidential Election. Geezer refers to Senator John McCain and Gidgetrefers to Governor Sarah 'Baracuds-Lipstick-Pitbull' Palin.
Street Conversation: "I know that if the Geezer-Gidget 08 GOP Presidenial Ticket gets elected, we'll be selling pencils and turning two dollar 'ho tricks to pay the rent. No doubt!"
by Mike the Arf November 4, 2008

Suicide.
The act of taking one's own life.
To voluntarily leave this world for the next one.
Any entity that has caused its' own downfall by continued aberrant behavior.
The act of taking one's own life.
To voluntarily leave this world for the next one.
Any entity that has caused its' own downfall by continued aberrant behavior.
1. Its' too bad about Jimmy. He'd been depressed a long time. No surprise he decided to Buy a Ticket To the Big Adios.
2. Hey, man, there's got to be another way besides Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.
3. He made her so crazy she was going to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Bid Adios.
4. The tree huggers have a point. If this planet doesn't shape up we're Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.
5. The feds should never have bailed out those banks. Its' their own fault they decided to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.
6. I feel bad for those Marines in Afghanistan. Every time they leave the base its' a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.
2. Hey, man, there's got to be another way besides Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.
3. He made her so crazy she was going to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Bid Adios.
4. The tree huggers have a point. If this planet doesn't shape up we're Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.
5. The feds should never have bailed out those banks. Its' their own fault they decided to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.
6. I feel bad for those Marines in Afghanistan. Every time they leave the base its' a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.
by goodcatholicboy July 18, 2009

by Tohruus April 7, 2021

by coolpotatoe724 April 21, 2025

When one procures Xanax and weed with the hopes of entering a "zooted" state where they will accomplish absolutely nothing except watching movie trailers and nodding off constantly for an entire weekend.
Hey Bro you want to head out and chase down some trim Friday night "Sorry Bro I'm not going out, I got two tickets to zoot city so next time I'm free is Monday morning.
by Peeta Bennett December 21, 2022

by Thickthong June 4, 2019

When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.
I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.
by Tapsize June 12, 2018
