When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!
by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023
Get the MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZINmug. Trump Lung
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
by Apostle of Carlin April 05, 2020
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An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
by Apostle of Carlin April 05, 2020
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by random_boiz October 26, 2020
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Get the The Idea Symbol Is Stuck In My Left Thumb Joints For Tulips And Lung Tissuesmug. by mildly April 20, 2011
Get the Lung-gasmmug. An acute but deadly medical condition wherein one's lungs are saturated in jizz, jizzum, knucklebabies or splooge (correct technical term in Europe and Asia minor). Termed shamrock lung do to the jizz attaching to the lungs eppiphillii in clusters of 4. When the afflicted person speaks, air is entrained causing the cluster of four sploogum to bubble and pop; resulting in a definitive milky white shamrock pattern.
Common misconception he did not die from the gerbel in ass, it was actually the shamrock lung that got him in the end.
by Shamrocklung 1 October 15, 2018
Get the Shamrock Lungmug. 1. A complete lunge extension with the express intention of dispossesing an opposing player of the ball in soccer.
2. A complex manoeuvre designed to wreak injury, pain and destruction.
Also: to hillbilly, the hillbilly.
Past Tense: Hillbillied
2. A complex manoeuvre designed to wreak injury, pain and destruction.
Also: to hillbilly, the hillbilly.
Past Tense: Hillbillied
"I was coming up the left wing and John hillbillied me to get the ball"
"Sean was badmouthing me so I hillbillied him in the back of the head"
"Peter used a hillbilly lunge to get the the ball off me"
"Sean was badmouthing me so I hillbillied him in the back of the head"
"Peter used a hillbilly lunge to get the the ball off me"
by F1ange October 31, 2013
Get the Hillbilly Lungemug. A phrased used to call attention to the absurd length, breadth, and extremity of the cough of a person who has been coughing.
More often associated with Marijuana culture in Saskatchewan, Canada. Though the phrase does appear in some films and literature.
More often associated with Marijuana culture in Saskatchewan, Canada. Though the phrase does appear in some films and literature.
Can be used in a self-deprecating fashion, like:
"Goddam that Cannabis is fine, I lose a lung every time I toke this fine herb."
Or, it can be used to denigrate someone, like:
"Jesus, if you are going to lose a lung every time you smoke, go do it with someone else."
"Goddam that Cannabis is fine, I lose a lung every time I toke this fine herb."
Or, it can be used to denigrate someone, like:
"Jesus, if you are going to lose a lung every time you smoke, go do it with someone else."
by ellis dee December 15, 2013
Get the lose a lungmug.