"I don't have much time! Quick hand me that copy of A Modest Proposal. I'm gonna run to the bathroom and pull a Jonathan Swift".
by Jodan Daisu July 10, 2017
Get the Jonathan Swiftmug. Jonathan Kelly is an amazing guy that you will love for ever. He can be one of your best friend or your best lover. He is sweeet, handsom, funny, athletic, smart, kind, generous, and is one of the best people you will meet. If you are lucky enough to call him yours he will never leave you. He is the best kisser you will ever kiss, his lips are so soft, but when you start kissing you won't want to stop. So if you get the chance to marry or date a Jonathan Kelly you are the luckiest woman in the world.
by Shannon_twolve50 December 1, 2013
Get the jonathan kellymug. A guy who thinks he can get any girl he talks to and ghosts out his real friends for a bunch of gamers
Why Jonathan G. why
by Intellectual Pringle December 13, 2019
Get the Jonathan G.mug. Stranger 1: Is that that Jonathan Grimes The Fat Ass Stupid Ass Bitch ?
Stranger 2: yeah it is that fat ass stupid ass bitch
Stranger 2: yeah it is that fat ass stupid ass bitch
by Totally Not Jonathan Kitchen November 2, 2020
Get the Jonathan Grimesmug. by Fiendly poople September 4, 2020
Get the Jonathan Galindomug. by adolf hatler January 24, 2017
Get the jonathans cockmug. by Wennie :) July 5, 2022
Get the Jonathan Cranemug.