The most annoying bitch in the 9 realms. If you think you have a bad teacher then think again. The amount of bullshitery achieved by Mrs. Johnson will leave you wanting to kill yourself.
Exp. "You can listen to musical, but it has to be on the Chromebooks and it has to be clean."
Exp. "You can listen to musical, but it has to be on the Chromebooks and it has to be clean."
by Big_B00ty January 13, 2020
A loud and obnoxious man, Owen Johnson can be found shouting out things like "LITTLE MANNN" and "IT'S WEDGE'S BIRTHDAY!" between mouthfulls of cake, political debates and un-comformable anti-religious beliefs. His motivation to do well in life is based upon the fact that he resides in the county slum, aka Tonyrefail, thus his schoolwork is immaculately presented and is well received by his teachers, and love is felt towards them by Owen, apart from Mrs Goodridge whom he has a distaste for due to the resentment felt towards Owen after discovering that he is a homophobe. Although Owen's stomach sticks out as much as a rucksack carried by an Afghan in an American airport, Owen is a lovely boy and can be extremely attentive and caring, once asking me "yow orait". His lack of a belt - which reveals his neatly manicured and shaved arsehole - is compensated for by his beautiful smile. Owen is a gorgeous boy and will succeed in his life which will unfortunately be cut short, due to a high possibility of developing heart disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes or a heart attack.
by Mark Greenberg May 15, 2018
Someone in a work environment who bursts into tears at any moment of the slightest confrontation.
Relates to Johnson’s “no more tears shampoo”
Relates to Johnson’s “no more tears shampoo”
What is up with Johnson’s baby now?
- Oh, I️ told her I️ couldn’t help her out with a spare bottle of stoli!
- FFS! Again?
- Oh, I️ told her I️ couldn’t help her out with a spare bottle of stoli!
- FFS! Again?
by Staifreak March 13, 2018
Erectilly Disfunctional penis.
by Jack Bozdog June 07, 2006
A extremely cute and adorable American artistic gymnast, won many medals in Beijing, lives in west des Moines, Iowa.
by omgshesmawafi August 25, 2008
"ELEVATE, YOUNG MAN!"
"They Spot the Rock, on the Forty yardline"
"FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW!!"
"MOUNTAIN TOP!"
"GET THIS MAN A NEW CONTRACT!"
-Gus Johnson
"They Spot the Rock, on the Forty yardline"
"FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW!!"
"MOUNTAIN TOP!"
"GET THIS MAN A NEW CONTRACT!"
-Gus Johnson
by Angryfarmer April 01, 2011
by Capt. Commy July 11, 2008