In Scotland it's Magners irish cider that gets you absolutely totally drunk that you fall over, drop stuff, be sick and wee everywhere except the toilet,therefore "Wreck the hoose!"
by Peter Strang March 19, 2008
by FlyingDutchmen69 January 27, 2010
by Awesomestperson May 23, 2008
Person 1: oh my goodness! What happened to you?! You look horrible!
Person 2: I came in like a wrecking ball....
Person 2: I came in like a wrecking ball....
by cattaylor January 13, 2014
by Bay Area Jess October 10, 2005
Take a step back and examine your actions, because you are in a potentially dangerous or sticky situation that could get bad very easily. Often in a harmful manner.
"I'm going out with a beautiful woman tonight, she's married..."
"Fool, you better Check yourself before you wreck yourself!"
"Fool, you better Check yourself before you wreck yourself!"
by GSDubs October 14, 2009
It all started when mort the part lemur (Microcebus lehilahytsara) part bear part starfish from the movie Madagascar decided to take the wheels, which he then crashed. Causing King Julien to paralyze from the neck down.
Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"
a sad but true story
what am I doing with my life
Here's what King Julien has to say:
"Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it"
a sad but true story
what am I doing with my life
King Julien: Mort got us in a fucking car wreck. I'm now paralyzed from the neck down and I cannot move it move it
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr
Me: haha meaningless humor to escape my responsibility go brrr
by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021