Wii Sports Resort

The better alternative to Wii Sports, it’s main menu fucking slaps, and it has doggy frisbee, you can’t beat that

Wii Sports Resort is poggers

by CircleBox- July 24, 2021

Mario Kart Wii

A mario kart game that is one the wii, yet incredibly sweaty and competitive.
its so competitive getting first place without using the overpowered af funky kong or daisy is a monumental achievement. i like the game but its so sweaty jeez

Troy: My favourite mario kart is mario kart wii
Me: It's the only one i have played so it's my favourite

by vakismithy September 3, 2018

wii have a problem

When something breaks or goes wrong during the use of a Nintendo Wii. The term originated when handstraps broke and people started breaking their stuff when a controller went flying...

Person B is playing a Wii.
*CRASH*
Person A: What was that?!
Person B: Uhh, Wii have a problem. See that window over there...?
Person A: Why is there a BIRD in here?

by cooljdude August 22, 2007

Wii-B-Q

A Bar-B-Q sheduled and planned around the presence of a Nintendo Wii. Often including events like Wii sports, or Mario Party.

Dude you should have come out last night, we ended up haing a Wii-B-Q

by Markert December 28, 2008

Pistol-Wii-pped

(pronounced preferably w/ hispanic accent for comedic value)n, v: when someone nails you in the back of the head with their Wii controler dangling by the wrist band.

Usage v, pt.: "She got really intense during a Wii tennis match. So much so that she went all out for a lob and accidentally 'Pistol-Wii-pped' me."

by Paul Lockyer "Doors" April 29, 2008

Poor Kid's Wii

Watching music videos online and trying to dance along with the moves.

I spent all night YouTubing Michael Jackson videos to play Poor Kid's Wii.

by darthslater February 18, 2012

group sesh on the wii

code word for a gay orgy

gregory: "hey, wanna have a group sesh on the wii this weekend?"
bart: "dude wtf, you should know i'm straight"

by baguette217 December 21, 2021