Vegan Teacher

A vegan lady who likely has a mental disorder. She constantly says eating meat is bad, despite the fact it keeps animal populations under control.

Did you hear about the vegan teacher? She just posted on Twitter saying people who eat meat should be thrown in jail!

by Just a Theory September 11, 2021

Vegan Cupcake

During a MFF threesome; after pulling out of the vagina the man then cums around the outer edge of the lips, creating an icing like appearance. The other woman then licks off the cum/icing.

I had a threesome with my girl last night, and she was so into it she tried a vegan cupcake.

by FHisbuttbutt September 17, 2015

Vegan Water

Water that does not contain any animal.

waiter: good evening ma'am, what can i get you?
woman: ill just have a glass or water for now
waiter: vegan or non vegan?
woman: ill take a glass of vegan water please

by waitisthisbrunch? June 9, 2020

Vegan G

A hardcore vegetable eating cheese despising warrior of the new age. Commonly found in juice bars and mate cafes. If found in your local co-op: do not ask about soy-free vegenaise or nutritional yeast.

I was hiking and asked a dude for directions and he was totally Vegan G, offering me chia seeds trail mix and a German flax muffin.

by mr juggly April 12, 2013

Spiritual Vegan

Someone who isn’t a vegan but they act like one and reeks the vegan essence

Eloise is a spiritual vegan she eats meat but her instagram is full of pictures of trees!

by Thinkthink December 29, 2019

Vegan Texas

Vegan Texas is another name for California. California is similar to Texas in many ways, but it is more vegan

Person 1: I’m going to visit California this summer.
Person 2: California? You mean Vegan Texas?

by Ooflitgang February 22, 2019

That Vegan Teacher

A crazy woman who lives in Canada. She loves to use the term "Animals are slaughtered, and killed. They put them in a gas chamber and kill them, just like Holocaust." This woman doesn't know what to do with her life, she just needs to find a hobby and shut the f*ck up. Alright animals are slaughtered, and she has the right to say something about it, but don't force people to change their religion.

Don't mention this woman. That Vegan Teacher is truly hopeless human being

by Just_-Ann March 9, 2022