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Tea-Reason

A play on the word 'treason' that combines 'Tea' (short in this instance for Tea Party Patriot) and 'Reason' (a homonym meaning either: purpose or rationality).

It can be defined as:

A situation in which a citizen of another country is accused of committing an act of treason against the United States of America by a Tea Party Patriot.
Huckabee: Julian Assange should be executed for treason!

Assange: I think you mean Tea-Reason? Perhaps I could interest you in a map, and a dictionary?
by marvaenaeldo December 3, 2010
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Tea cake

A real sweetheart of a guy; a good man, sweet like a tea cake; one's boyfriend or a good-looking guy, as in "he my tea cake", as in a yummy dessert. (Also a character in Zora Neale Hurston's novel: "Their Eyes Were Watching God")
"He my tea cake." "What you doin messin wid ma tea cake?"
"Gonna get me summa ma tea cake tonight, for real!" "My tea cake gave me dis fo' our anniversary." "He gonna make some gurl a real fine tea cake, one day." "Ew, wouldja just look at him! He a real tea cake, ain't he?"
by nina_infinite February 18, 2007
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poppy tea

A tea made from poppy straw (everything EXCLUDING the poppy seeds), which usually consists of ground up poppy pods and/or poppy stems. Usually confused with "poppy seed tea" which is weaker and made with a large amount of poppy seeds.

poppy seeds, contrary to popular belief, do NOT contain any opium or opiates. Rather, they get residue of opiates by being in the pod. Hence, poppy tea is not made from poppy seeds.
I had a few dried poppy pods laying around and decided to make some poppy tea.
by Jim Hogshire II July 28, 2006
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man tea

noun
Tea drank with no sugar or milk.
Joe: Hey man can I hit that coffee?
Jerry: This aint coffee, this is man tea!
by lialee October 4, 2009
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*Sips Tea*

You do this action to let nosey bitches know to mind there own business.
Girl 1: Soooo what’s the tea?!
Girl 2: *sips tea*
Girl 1: Fine I’ll go away.
by Thicci Nicki567 April 14, 2019
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urban tea

1) the practice of bringing a cup of tea from the house and drinking it on the go.
2) the kind of appreciation a tea drinker may have for corners of beauty or interest that exists within an urban environment; with the primary aim of making people more aware of their surroundings.
3) establishing calm within chaos.
1)

Jimi: Bob! do you fancy a spot of urban tea under that autumn tree?

2)

Jimi: ah man, i'm gunna be late and i've just made a cup of tea.

Bob: it's alright, why don't you just urban tea it?
by liam wit January 3, 2008
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communi-tea

A tea cup bought by one person in a school cafeteria, which he drinks and then lets his friends get the free refills.
Me:Yo Scottie get a communi-tea for me and Spence!!!
by JohnCutty December 30, 2005
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