Status fail

When a facebook status has no comments or likes. The poster is likely to delete the status in order to salvage some pride

Loser kid gee i hate cold weather.
Mon 19:32
....
Random kid:
status fail
2 seconds ago

by jakethesnake47 April 21, 2010

facebook status

A facebook status is where whiny teenagers go to write about how they have 'lost all their friends' or about how their 2 day relationship ended. Many teenagers compain about "twelvies" post annoying statuses, when in actual fact, they are being a "twelvie" themselves. Adults don't really write much in their statuses. It is mostly annoying shared pictures.

"Ugh, i have to write a facebook status about how my boyfriend dumped me."

by meowo May 26, 2014

Hon status

For the restaurant patron, this is a rare and exalted state of grace, typified by having one's own table that's always ready whenever you walk in. Those who have achieved this state do not have to order. The entire staff already knows what you like & exactly how you like it and they begin preparing it when they see you pull into the parking lot. The origin of this comes from scores of Midwestern waitresses who, in real life and a few bad sitcoms, call favored customers "Hon" which is a shortened version of "honey".

He must come here a lot. He's got Hon status.

by Heathentim April 16, 2008

rouge status

a cool type of clothing made by Rob Dyrdek that is expensive tee shirts $32 jackets $100

"hey cool rouge status shirt"

by my pen is white April 27, 2009

Status Angel

A person who updates a friend's Facebook status with something that is clever, nice, or generally well received.
The opposite of a Facebook status hijacker.

Aww, he's your status angel!

by MadZatchmo September 10, 2010

Varsity Status

1.When, no matter how little the person worked at something, he still finds the quality of his/her work is a vast improvement on the second runner-up, or junior varsity status.

2.Fucking shit up on a daily at everything you attempt, effortlessly.

3.Pullin bitches in a public library

1-Yeah, so I turned the Research Paper in 7 weeks late, two days after the semester ended, and only got a 95 on it because I used the word 'fuck' 12 times. Fuckin A that's varsity status!

2-"Jason, how do you effortlessly fuck shit up on a daily at everything you attempt? "
"well, Brianne, all I can say is this; Varsity Status. I'm sorry to say it, but you're still in the JV women's league, and that's not good."

3- Girl- "Are you a huge fan of religious reading material, too?"
Jason- "Hey, I'll be God. You be the Virgin Mary. Want to meet up later?"

by JMoritz September 21, 2011

Blink Status

The point you reach when incredibly fucking high
Happens after taking full length pen rips on the highest setting

Jack: Yo check out Jay’s eyes
Cam: Yeah I know they’re so fucking bloodshot
Danny: You already know Jay is Blink Status

by BlinkGang March 8, 2018