When the sphincter of the male human body has been abused in such a fashion the trajectory of the bowel movement now hits the ball sack.
Ryen took his girl out for an evening of passion and drinks. To his surprise he woke the next morning to a empty bed a bloody strap on and a Deviated Starfish.
by andypal February 15, 2019
The result of an unsuccessful attempt to perform anal sex, whether male or female. The anus will be clean, reddish in color and concave from multiple attempts.
Brian told me he had a "dented starfish" thanks to Jacks relentless efforts on his 1st anal experience.
Ryan wants me so bad... He knows I'm a virgin back there but has problem giving me a "dented starfish" until it happens.
Ryan wants me so bad... He knows I'm a virgin back there but has problem giving me a "dented starfish" until it happens.
by Clifford "The Mayor" August 07, 2024
A phrase used when one solves a minute problem.
It is particularly useful when others in close proximity are unnecessarily stressed over the aforementioned bother.
It is particularly useful when others in close proximity are unnecessarily stressed over the aforementioned bother.
A professor is giving a lecture with a PowerPoint. One slide has a minor typo and the entire class becomes disgruntled. Annoyed by the complaining students, and his embarrassing blunder, the professor edits the PowerPoint and mutters, “whew, we saved that starfish.”
by TheSavedStarfish May 29, 2021
When one sits down to defecate and an uncontrolled sneeze or cough causes a sudden full force purge through one's butthole.
I was smoking on the toilet and coughed. It was the worst exploding starfish of my life. Totally blown out for a second.
by Half Time July 19, 2021
by nuttershamrockshinboner July 11, 2023
The condition that develops when one continuously wipes their ass until it dries out, possibly until it bleeds.
by Kab00se December 12, 2016
Noun. Typically applied to a male in the active pursuit of Muddy Starfish. These will typically be used in recipes served bland with a side of dingleberry or first tenderized and then roasted with a slow burn that can cause unpleasant side effects years later as most starfish are venomous.
Nobody is sure what causes the Starfisher to become quite so attached to his occupation, upon employment about half of all Starfishers seem to dive right in and take so much pride in their position that they flaunt its differences from other postings as flamboyantly as possible. The defense of his position is so widely known it is often colloqualized as being butt-hurt.
Nobody is sure what causes the Starfisher to become quite so attached to his occupation, upon employment about half of all Starfishers seem to dive right in and take so much pride in their position that they flaunt its differences from other postings as flamboyantly as possible. The defense of his position is so widely known it is often colloqualized as being butt-hurt.
Ever since Roolo became a Starfisher, he does nothing except send mixed signals when offered any other opportunity. It's like he makes it his purpose in life to convince others that they should quit their jobs and become Starfishers!
by Willius Kensington Clarksbury November 19, 2019