The Milk Leaver is a person who desires to use the milk in the fridge, but discovers, when they lift up the carton, that it is about to run out.
So, instead of actually using up all of the milk and being forced to take responsibility for it. (having to fold it up, throw it in the garbage, locate more milk and open it) this sad example of humanity simply leaves a tiny amount of milk in the carton or bag, not even enough for a squirt in a small cup of coffee. This neatly passes the problem onto somebody else and allows them to use the “Who, me? But there was milk left!” defense with a clear conscience
So, instead of actually using up all of the milk and being forced to take responsibility for it. (having to fold it up, throw it in the garbage, locate more milk and open it) this sad example of humanity simply leaves a tiny amount of milk in the carton or bag, not even enough for a squirt in a small cup of coffee. This neatly passes the problem onto somebody else and allows them to use the “Who, me? But there was milk left!” defense with a clear conscience
by jagimo December 1, 2009
Get the Milk Leavermug. “I Call Her Milk Marie Cuz She Got That Water On Her.”
“She My Milk Marie, That Thang Is Pretty Like A Flower.”
“She My Milk Marie, That Thang Is Pretty Like A Flower.”
by Purrrrr<3 April 22, 2022
Get the Milk Mariemug. A person of the fullest quality, not being watered down. Used to describe someone who is extremely genuine and has the purest intentions.
The thoughtful and sentimental letter Timmy sent Sally reaffirmed his reputation as being whole milk.
by Alcibiades123 March 22, 2021
Get the Whole Milkmug. by Cropper Remastered April 3, 2019
Get the Cropper Milkmug. Milk jugging is the process of jacking off into a gallon milk jug, while then leaving the cum dumpster for your female co occupants to find. The family dog is the usual finder of the milk juggers dumpster. When the dog finds the jug and chews on the lid the odor escapes the jug causing a stink bomb effect. Scientist are working on finding the link that causes good wholesome kids to become juggers. Most speculate that its just the little bit of pain caused by your dick scrapping along the inside edge of the jug, which some juggers claim is just enough pain to get them off. It could also be the fact that most jiggers are raised in a house of women who have never taught the young jugger the real use of a tissue. Keep jugging Parker James, someday your sister and I will have great stories to tell you future wife.
Sister: mom what the hell is this?
Mom: what the fuck is that?
Sister: it doesnt smell like rotten milk.
Older brother: ive only heard stories of this. But this sounds like a case of a milk jugger jugging some milk.
Sister: what the fuck is milk jugging? Never mind I dont wanna know.
Mom: what the fuck is that?
Sister: it doesnt smell like rotten milk.
Older brother: ive only heard stories of this. But this sounds like a case of a milk jugger jugging some milk.
Sister: what the fuck is milk jugging? Never mind I dont wanna know.
by The Milkin' Milkman May 24, 2014
Get the milk juggermug. by BDuph April 30, 2006
Get the milk shotmug. by flamewader October 29, 2009
Get the Milking the Walnutmug.