social media dad

When a father is only in their child's life on social media and not in the real world. Posting pictures of his kids that his baby mama had to send to him because he never sees them.

Oh look at Buck being a social media dad, posting pictures of his kids that Keisha already posted a week ago

Buck: lemme get some pictures of the kid
Keisha: why? So you can pretend for the gram? There you go being a social media dad again..

by Monicaraeee December 24, 2015

Social Media Seizure

Random burst of overactivity on your personal social networking sites.

Posting frequently in short periods of time to your twitter, facebook, tumblr, etc.

Girl 1: "Did you see the 12 posts from Jack in the last five minutes on his facebook?!?!"

Girl 2: "Yeah I think he just had a Social Media Seizure"

by k8iegurl May 9, 2011

social media butterfly

It's a word/title that is usually used to describe someone that is always connected to social media sites giving updates constantly, yet rarely socializes with any of the friends or followers in real life.

Ive had nine updates and check ins from Kerry today, she is such a social media butterfly

by The Real Deal Rob September 12, 2011

Social Media Crush

Developing an awkward crush on a stranger over social media

Have you seen that guys vines? I'm like totally in love with him, I think I have a social media crush

by Lila March 1, 2015

Social Media Blackout

When a group of friends agree to restrict all social media activity for a given event.

Social Media Blackout A group of guys went to Las Vegas for a bachelor party and agreed to a social medial blackout.

by AndyC72 January 8, 2015

Social media snitch

Someone who tells people and your family what social media accounts you have and everything you post

Wife: hey do you have snap chat? Husband: no why? Wife: well jermey said you do. Husband: I had snap chat but no I don't have it any more. Jermey is just being a social media snitch!

by Rickjames82 October 25, 2017

Girls on social media

The biggest dicks on the internet they constantly say OMG i love you to another girl which is lesbian They are constantly in love with themselves, they literally put on the most pointless things on their stories and they are just genuine retards and a stupid annoyance that needs to stop. Also they continuously put Ops on their stories just so they want other girls to write fucking paragraphs about them and they screenshot it and put it on their stories with them responding with hearts. If you love them soo much then why don't you marry them them. God

Boy 1: Oh you see that girl there

Boy 2: Oh yeah I've seen her Instagram She's just a normal girls on social media

by someone who puts stuff123 February 13, 2019