gooch gardener

Someone who, by trade, crops and maintains the area between ones sack and colon.

Person 1: Ive been eating a whole lot of just the gravy rolls lately and the explosive diarrhoea has not only wrecked my porceline, its getting stuck in my wildly untamed gooch hairs
Person 2: You should call a gooch gardener, he'll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player's calves in no time

by Justdatiler September 11, 2016

garden slut

A person who has a passion for gardening and spends their day working in it with little clothing so they don’t die from the heat.

Did you see the neighbor digging rows in their garden with JUST their bikini on? They’re such a garden slut!

I spent 8 hours leveling the garden and planting seeds in the hot humidity. I was sweating my bathing suit off so much I felt like a garden slut!

I really love the dopamine gardening gives me! I guess you could say I’m a garden slut.

by ms_.hippy May 31, 2022

Zen Garden

Your grinder when it’s full enough to play with like a sandbox or a Zen Garden

Woah man, We’ve got a Zen Garden in here

by baylien November 24, 2018

clam garden

The female equivalent of a sausage party.

Hey Susie let’s get out of here this place is a real clam garden.
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by the swaggy 89 February 21, 2017

Gorilla garden

A female lady garden overgrown and coarse like gorilla hair

As I slid down her body my head was level with her nether region. My god she needed to trim as I coped a mouth full of her gorilla garden

by Arse mustard August 20, 2013

Ho-Garden

A total Douche bag who likes to talk crap about women he has slept with.

Bryan totally just Ho-Garden on that girl he left the bar with last night, Said she was a lame fish, even though he has a small penis.

by Bitch-on-wheels July 28, 2011

garden weed

a smoke that tastes better than normal weed

garden weed is yeast

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 1, 2018