FLOPPY LUKE

A Floppy Luke is when two men have the most glorious bloody dick to dick sex wile faded on fent and weed cart.

Yo did you see mohomad and hitler they were doing a crazy Floppy luke

by Workmaster7 February 7, 2024

Floppy boy

The first guy you ever date, a tortured soul with a floppy haircut who, despite being incredibly sensitive where matters involving his own well-being are concerned, treats you appallingly, never pays attention to a word you say and dumps you by the side of the road.

I just rewatched twilight and I never realised it before, but Edward is such a floppy boy.

by awfulstuff March 8, 2024

runnin the floppy

the act of engaging in coitus with a less than erect schmeckle

She wanted more of that dick, so i had to go with runnin the floppy

by Rob and Marty December 8, 2017

Floppy Gunch

a name for a vagina that has been fisted and does not please anyone becuase it is so large
also a fat womans vagina

Joe: Hey man check out that babe over there.
Matt: No man, that chicks got a floppy gunch

by urbanhelperman April 15, 2011

Floppy snail

Someone who has a small ugly penis that is unable get erect.

Person 1: ... And they had a floppy snail.
Person 2: I'm so sorry.
Person 1: Damn snail flops.

by Eneunoic September 24, 2021

Floppy floppys

Two left handed flip flops. Usually found on men who have to rush out the door and don't realize the mistake they've made until it's too late

Ex- damn mark are you wearing floppy floppys.

Yeah dan, the wife said I had to go to target and get her a coffee if I wanted to get lucky. Grabbed the floppy floppys before i even realized it

by .cuckchair June 8, 2025

floppy frisbee

When you're limp as shit but she still wants to bang

She tried giving me a floppy frisbee last night, but I said Dick that

by TyMatt September 15, 2018