Cactus

Synonym for prick

James was such a cactus last night
Aren't you right

by The Aussie Fucker December 3, 2019

cactus pot

A word to describe a cactus pot that you want to put up your ass. Also can describe someone who did nothing wrong.

"If only i could put cactus pot up my ass. He did nothing wrong, he's extremely vindicated today"

by eevod January 21, 2025

Cactus

A code for a person who is a prick.

“Look there’s cactus!”

by Esketit bitch June 14, 2019

Draining the Cactus

When your girl is so thirsty, she waits patiently on her knees, staring up at you, mouth open, tounge out, begging for every last drop of your cum to satisfy her.

"When she patiently tries to suck every last drop of your cock, with the sloppiest blowjob ever like a good thirsty cumslut, completely Draining the Cactus"

by J♥️J May 23, 2025

Soft cactus

A penis that doesn't have hair

I had sex with a soft cactus

by Big or pe May 22, 2020

Cactus

when a man gets an erection whilst wearing tight pants. The penis then pulls on the pubes, giving a prickly feeling

person 1: ouch I'm getting a cactus
person 2: oo I hate when that happens

by FunnyGuy69420 November 14, 2019

Cactus Rash

The rash you contract from rubbing up against the wall at Cactus Club in Milwaukee since it's always crowded.

"Aw man, Cactus Club was bumping last night, but I got a hell of a Cactus Rash"

by heck_rw August 2, 2018