Tumblr Teacher

One of the coolest teachers you will ever meet. They know all the memes going around and will often show them during class. This type of teacher gets along with the students very well because he has the same mindset. He/she will often dress very fashionably.

"Omg I have the funniest math teacher!! I'm class he kept telling us all these hilarious jokes. Do you know him?"

"No, but he sounds like a Tumblr Teacher."

by kkcool32 May 18, 2015

English teacher

People who put more thoughts into a novel than the original owner did

English teacher:I can’t keep a stable marriage

https: //m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

by IG Tagzii March 9, 2020

Gym teacher

A teacher who teaches gym and is usually a pervert. He also flirts with all of the young teachers and ur mom. He is also a hypocrite who tells you to exercise when he is over weight.

Josie: I don't want to go to gym, the gym teacher is weird
Elle: Yeah, Coach Pagano is such a perv

by Dmoneyis_cool August 19, 2021

substitute teachers

the best kind of teacher to annoy the hell out of

You should've been there! We threw papers, pencils..all over the place. We asked stupid questions like "Why is the sky blue" and crawled all over the floor. The substitute teacher couldn't do shit about it! ~ (Dirge)

by Dirge February 13, 2005

Teachers Crotch

The area above the vagina, but under the belly button. The lower stomach. Teachers crotch appears/happens, when middle aged women raise their waistline. Thus a pouch or sac is exposed.

Dude, she was standing there with "teachers crotch" just blazing in the sun!

by withee74 July 10, 2009

student teacher

A person that is going into the teaching profession that must first adhere to an extensive amount of work dealing with kids that don't consider you as a teacher, but more like a big brother. They get paid nothing and often have to do more work than a teacher.

"Have you met the new student teacher from MSU?"

by Kyle d k May 30, 2008

teacher's wordplay

A joke made by school teacher with the aim of threatening his/her pupils in a stylish manner. These jokes fall flat on their face 100% of the time and only result in the class taking the teacher even less seriously. This disciplinary technique was pretty much outdated before they even started using it, yet still it is resorted to by teachers across the globe who can't control a class for shit.

Examples of teacher's wordplay:

Teacher: "OK, I can see we're having a lovely discussion here... perhaps you can come back and continue your lovely discussion at lunchtime!"
Pupils: "Ha, good one sir."

Teacher: "Right, if you keep talking, you'll be talking your self into a detention."
Pupils: "Ouch, that was cold blooded, sir."

Teacher: "Well, you're all chatting away, so you must all be finished! I guess it's time I set you some extra work!"
Pupils: "Ha, excellent wordplay, sir."

Teacher: "Odd, I asked for silence, but that's not my idea of silence."
Pupils: "I bet it isn't, sir!"

Teacher: "You haven't quite got the hang of being quiet. Maybe we can come back at lunchtime and practice it?"
Pupil: "Ha-de-fucking-ha, sir."

by Atomik Spongface August 14, 2008