Go sit on a tater

Go sit on a potato - i.e. Go fuck yourself.

"Top of the mornin' to you."
"Go sit on a tater."

by Madmikeandbob October 30, 2021

Mashin' taters

The act of a man pleasuring himself

Man I just got done mashin' taters.

by Gypsy Roll May 19, 2009

Purple tater shit

A term used to call someone who is usually lazy, stupid, awkward, and annoying af.

Hey has Pedro tried to talk to you today?! He is beind a total purple tater shit!!

by Purple is my favorite color April 22, 2018

Tater

Another word for pussy.

Mike went to Cindy's lastnight to get some tater.

by RCJ April 25, 2019

Tater

Tater is the cutest dog in the world! He is caring, some might say he has human tendencies. He loves his owner and shares the same fears and interest!

Person: tater and you are just alike!!
Owner: I know right, he’s the cutest

by Ring104 September 2, 2019

Tater

A slang for potato.

Jim: Hey, can we eat some taters for lunch?

by Dinkous November 16, 2020

tater diggers

The countriest person you will ever meet, they probably drive their big ass trucks or tractors to school. #cousinfuckers

Man did you see them tater diggers last night, Hell yeah man crazy mofos

by beyoncewannabe August 15, 2019