Edible Tampon

When you are low on blood, you just eat an edible used tampon.

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by Pumpk1nlover February 19, 2021

U-Tampon

Another name for the University of Tampa.

Friend: Oh shit you’re going to U-Tampon!

by December 04, 2022

Temper Tampon

A meltdown at a store or service that can't provide the item or service needed.
A temper tantrum that can be confused with an angry menstrual cycle.

Bitch at the hardware store didn't have my washer gasket! I went full blown Temper Tampon!

by AlabamaRoy June 13, 2022

tampon ripper

The horrible mishap of forgetting to take out your tampon before having sexual relations with a man during your time of the month.

Jack: bruh, the tip of my dick touched Alexis' tampon last night when I was hittin'...
Dave: You're such a tampon ripper my nigga.

by Airhorns @ Midnight February 29, 2016

columbian tampon

Pulling someone's tongue out through their anus.

I'm going to give that bastard a Colombian tampon.

If I fuck this up my boss is going to give a Columbian tampon.

by Lolasaur69 November 29, 2016

Tampon Time

When your friend doesn’t know how to use a tampon so you all gather in the bathroom to teach her

friend 1- GUYS ITS TAMPON TIME
friend 2- oh god
friend 1- I CANT FIND THE HOLE
friend 3- ITS RIGHT HERE

by imma get u 😯 🔫 May 04, 2022

slightly used tampon

a guy who fucked a girl on her period

i got a slightly used tampon he said

by assssshole January 22, 2018