Take A Smokey

to take a HUGE crap!!

As in the movie "Friday" when smokey had to take a huge crap but he couldn't find a place to do it, so he went on the side of the house.

"mayne them beans messed my stomach up! i need to take a smokey!"

by ATXchick August 20, 2009

Take and bake

When you're giving it to your girl doggystyle while she is making your after snack.

My girl is the shit, last night it was on the take and bake and she made me twice baked potatoes.

by J Egg April 21, 2019

take a squirt

to urinate or take a piss

My teeth were floating... I had to pull over and take a squirt

by ssssifu January 19, 2011

Take place

To happen. Generally used for events like parties and celebrations.

The rock concert will take place in the main square.

by Матеус February 18, 2016

take turns

(of two or more people) do something alternately or in succession.

We take turns on the night shift

by N.A.Q October 21, 2016

take care of

To take care of. action. in other words, give a blowjob, handjob, or to shag. Meaning to give sexual pleasure.

Matt to Abi: Love, you've been teasing me all night, the least you could do is take care of me.

by D'arcy-Starr McIntosh August 29, 2005

take the cum

When you fail badly at something.

Person 1: Susan has her driving test today.
Person 2: I hope she doesn't take the cum.

Person 1: How was your math test?
Person 2: I really took the cum on that one.

by anonomoose May 5, 2014