Table Shark

A server that will do their best to get as many tables as possible. This may be by seating themselves, taking over tables, changing rotation, etc. They want all the business to themselves.

I haven't made any money, Brenda's being a table shark and making all the tips!

by Yu-Gi-Oh Cardi B January 2, 2022

Power table

A power table is a group of people who unite as one. They are very humorous and usually the class favorites. Usually everyone wants to be a part of there table*

“The power table is always together.”

by afarris45 March 27, 2020

Table with no chair

a table with no chairs you fucking idiot

There is a table with no chairs.

by Zhio March 27, 2022

session-table

Table with height not exceeding 20 cm, used for holding beer, tobacco, drug paraphenalia inc. mirrors etc. during a session. The lower the table the better 'cos everybody ends up on the floor munted

A shop in Brighton that sells Thai furniture does excellent session-tables

by Katherine23 April 27, 2006

Penis table

When a male is trying to grind with a female during a dance, but his height makes it so that his entire genitalia is in line with the female's mid back. Therefore, the female's ass functions, essentially, only as a table for the male's penis.

Yeah, my friend has grown quite tired of clubs, everytime he tries to grind with someone her ass just becomes a penis table.

by woody151 January 27, 2020

table pancreas

To metaphorically buttfuck someone/something.

"Aww man, I can't believe I had table pancreas happen to me again. :c"

by Kermode the Lemon March 10, 2022

table ski

Table skiing is the act of snorting two lines of cocaine in quick succession

Hey dawg I got 4 lines, we can both table ski and take shots.

by Yungjesus420 May 16, 2023