the mother goose

To pull off a mother goose you’ll need two people. One on there knees and one standing naked with there sphincter hovering over the first partners open mouth. The person standing inserts a hard boiled egg, with or without the shell depending on your threshold for pain, into there anus completely. The person on there knees spits on the asshole when he/she is ready then the standing partner slowly poops the dirty egg into the lovers mouth.

WILLY-hey how did it go with that girl last night
ME-it went really good, I took her home we got in bed and she asked me to tell her a nursery ryhme. So I gave her the mother goose
WILLY- Oh you mean you told her like an old childrens fairy tale or something?
ME- No I shouved a hard boiled egg up my ass and pooped it on her face

by Tenacial August 28, 2007

Baby Mother

(n) alternate usage of Baby Momma; for use when the situation dictates formality.

I couldn't have robbed the 7/11 officer, I was with my Baby Mother all night.

by badger06 August 13, 2008

mother fucker

A black person's term for anything. A white mans dude, or man.

"Yo mother fucker, lets go to the mother fucking mother fucker and hit up those mother fucking mother fuckers in the ass".
" o fo sho"

by J Enck January 1, 2005

mother rubber

when a male masturbates and screams his mother's name. At this point, it is a race to rub one out before she makes it to your room.

"man my mom caught me because i tried pulling a mother rubber and lost..."

by teddyruxpin May 17, 2014

Mother Mason

An iconic meme in the a Summer high fandom . Mother Mason is Mason Levi's face on mother Marry. Mother Mason looks down on and protects all innocent Mason girls who can't cut a break.

Laura: "I was blessed by mother Mason"

Mason: "I'm glad you're all right <33333"

by Mother Mason February 23, 2017

Mother Gillian

A caring woman who will adopt children as her own and help them make their dinner. She will make sure that they get on stage on time-most of the time.

Person1: How are those poor theatre children not starving?
Person2: They have Mother Gillian of course!

by Musicaltheatre4444 January 2, 2014

Group Mother

The person in the (friendship) group who everyone calls mum; even they are actually the same age as them.

Also known as the Mum/Mom of the group.

Group Mother: "Guys, stop that your going to get hurt."
Friend: "But MUM!!"

by Genuine_Wheeze August 12, 2019