sietse

He’s pretty okay

Sietse is pretty okay

by Vetstoer January 24, 2018

The Jared Stetson

The Jared Stetson. The man, the myth, the legend. Undeniably one of the top 5 best looking men on the face of the planet. He has become such a revolutionary and pivotal influence that his quintessential being shall deicde the fate of mankind itself.

If God had a body, that body would loook like The Jared Stetson.

by Godgivengoodlooks June 29, 2008

Kaycee Sweats

To become sweaty after walking up a hill and then going into a heated building. Also applicable after walking up stairs, ramps, or down a long hallway.

Damn, after the walk up that hill, I'm breaking out with a bitchin' case of the Kaycee sweats.

by B-doggage November 28, 2007

Sweasticles

Sweaty-ass testicles.

"It's hot as freakin' sweasticles in here."

by jpers July 29, 2008

stetson

Old man stink see also: Foagie Funk

Why does that elevator smell like stetson, fucking geezers.

by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

meat sweats

perspiration caused by excessive rubbing and tugging

The Mom: "Jimmy, get back to work on your homework."
Jimmy: "Mom, I'm just taking a break to do some push-ups."
The Mom: "Push-ups? Don't try to fool me, Jimmy. I know you've got the meat sweats! Nobody else goes through that much lotion in a week."

by fireworks March 21, 2012

Sweatsock and two meatballs

A fancy little phrase for "a dick and two balls". It's even more fun if you sing it to the tune of "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister.

"I saw that sweatsock and two meatballs last night. It wasn't very big!"

by Mari Malice October 16, 2007