Swamp Coochie

Wetness that a female gets from excessive perspiration around her reproductive organs. Wetness not of the pleasurable kind

Amber had been working all day and had developed a bad cause of swamp coochie.

by Chumlord August 24, 2019

Swamp Unicorn

A large, sweaty, over aggressive chick that flirts with the bisexual line in an uncomfortable manner that makes heterosexual females uncomfortable.

The swamp unicorn would not leave my new gf. Alone

That swamp unicorn just asked Michelle out to dinner.

by Doxa3 May 11, 2018

Swamp fabulous

When a redneck bitch spends a long time on her hair, makeup, and clothes, and thinks she looks fantastic, but really she lookin like down syndrome aphrodesiacal Jeff Bridges wearing whats left from his dead grandmother's chest in the attic

"Omg, DIRT is not a foundation Becky"
"Fuck you Jennifer, I'm swamp fabulous"

by Ruiver August 30, 2016

Swamp donkey

An older dirtleg that has got a blowed out tator biscuit due to decades of dicks

That bitch looks like a swamp donkey!

by Outlawyankee87 February 4, 2020

swamp dong

When male genetilia is all hot and sweaty; like swamp ass (swass) or boob sweat (swoob).

It's like 104 degrees outside and these polyester shorts are giving me a bad case of swamp dong.

by qharkanson December 27, 2014

Swamp of fucktards

A derogatory phrase used to define the largest subset of people within an industry that coalesce the path of least resistance for achievement which dwindles the opportunity and instead of striving for growth & continuing to build upon their success they continue to work harder in a saturated market for much less than the beginning.

Egor was making easy money online when these new tools that made it stupid simple. Now that so many people discovered the opportunity with zero skills everyone is doing it. Those that are driven and motivated have reinvested their earnings and are growing to new sectors but there will always be that swamp of fucktards looking for the easy buck fighting over the crumbs. They'll never expand their business.

You can't just drive around randomly as a Lyft/Uber driver and expect to be #1. Get out of the swamp of fucktards and quit bitching you never get riders. Learn the hot spots in town and build some rapport with daily commuters.

by JonnyHardHop October 17, 2018

Swamp bitch

A slob. Someone covered in grease and very scruffy.

Often with stomach hanging over private areas and lots of flesh showing.
Not something you say to ones face.

The swamp bitch loped across the lawn only to throw the rubbish on the floor 2m from the bin. That extra walk was just too much to bare.

by Captain Plan June 21, 2016