Susan Collins

Alcoholic cocktail - 1 part warm beer, 2 parts spaghetti and ketchup, and a splash of perjury. Also known as the Date Rape Daiquiri. Best served to someone already blackout drunk.

She should have known she'd end up with a privileged prick on top of her after he drank four Susan Collins drinks.

by Feral Feminist October 7, 2018

Susan

A Susan is someone you love

My dad is a Susan

by JeremyHansan October 17, 2022

susan

Mexican GTA maid that gets paid 1 penny and half a stick of gum she also sings Dora

Boy 1:Hey, who’s Susan
Boy 2: Susan is my Mexican GTA maid
Boy 1: oh that’s so cool

by SextraLover3000 July 28, 2022

Susan

A beautiful boy with the best voice and the cutest hair. He pulls every girl but there's one girl that had caught hes eyes. He is very loyal and has the best laugh. If he ever ask you out say yes . He will never cheat on you and he will feel your stomach with butterflies. He will turn you red and he will make you flutter.

"I love susan so much"

by il0vehim December 15, 2022

Nasty Susan

The act of ejaculating onto a toilet seat and having your sexual partner snort it off.

Babe I’m about bust don’t give me a Bent Benny give me a Nasty Susan

by Chad thundercock69 September 23, 2022

Lazy Susan

Slapping your ass against your partners face, therefore causing poop to fly out of the anus. The lazy Susan can be done purposely as a kink or by complete accident

"I was fucking the wife last night and she had the stomach flu. She sat or shat on my face"

"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"

by Devilpup2 February 9, 2019

A susan

When you've drastically underestimated the number of story points on a story.

That story was a susan... I spent 40 hours on a 3 pointer...

by JBotics November 6, 2023