When you pass a task to someone and there is little or no communication to say whether it is done, in progress, complete or any acknowledgement that the task has even been received. The unknown status of this task is know as a 'graham surprise' when you finally get an update.
it had been several days since i sent a question through regarding a new website, i wait in anticipation of my 'graham surprise'
by Mr B Poet November 30, 2016
Get the graham surprisemug. When you shake someones hand and while you shake their hand you pull them in and touch their hand to your groin area. then you yell surprise handjob! and talk about how gay he is for touching your junk
by Dj Horan March 9, 2012
Get the surprise handjobmug. A bowling surprise is when you are at the bowling lane and you take a bowling ball and shit inside of the finger holes then put it back on the rack. The next person that uses the bowling ball will get a nice stink finger.
Jamison: I feel bad for who ever is using the size 6 bowling ball, i gave it a nice bowling surprise and they are going to get a finger full of shit.
by Bloodsheddddddddddd February 1, 2010
Get the Bowling Surprisemug. many times a bachelor will find himself without any definate meal to eat and may decide to resort to Bachelor surprise, Bachelor surprise involves closing ones eyes and picking completely random items from any place food is stored (fridge, cupboard, etc) the items selected are then made into dinner for the night. (seasonings need not be random due to high risk of a terrible outcome)
"damn, i dont have any real meals, looks like its time for bachelor surprise"
*receives various items*
"ok, a pizza pop, chipotle sauce, marble cheese, sausage, and a wrap. looks like im about to invent the southwest pizza wrap."
*receives various items*
"ok, a pizza pop, chipotle sauce, marble cheese, sausage, and a wrap. looks like im about to invent the southwest pizza wrap."
by Jazz Hammerhands August 9, 2009
Get the Bachelor Surprisemug. I was watching a porno where these two chicks make out and have sex for 20 minutes when the surprise cock showed up and then it was suddenly all about the guys.
by Eric Ha March 30, 2015
Get the surprise cockmug. When someone lets out an air biscuit and unintentionally receives the oozy mud butt sensation in their under britches.
We were having a bake off and i baked a cookie sheet of air biscuits, busted ass and ended up with a jelly surprise.
by flatulence August 28, 2006
Get the jelly surprisemug. Your're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!!!
by john March 4, 2004
Get the The Surprise Poopiemug.