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Sean: Damn bro, you're so Richard Shelest!
Jack: I'm so what now?
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Jack: Will do, bro!
Sean: Damn bro, you're so Richard Shelest!
Jack: I'm so what now?
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Jack: Will do, bro!
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Porn Director: what have you decided on for a porn name?
Keith: I want the world to call me Richard Fitswell!
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1: heyy, isnt that Jessie richards?
2: dont disrespect her like that, its Jessie lingard!
1: uhhh… why???
2: because she has MAD tekkers in football!!?!?!
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2:stfu
*they start fighting for her*
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1: uhhh… why???
2: because she has MAD tekkers in football!!?!?!
1: holy shit! And shes hot, shes a package!!
2:stfu
*they start fighting for her*
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Nick really loves it up the Charnock Richard.
Marcus kicked that kid right in the Charnock Richard, now his dad is chasing him.
Ray had to go to hospital with a milk bottle stuck in his Charnock Richard. He cannot eat solids ever again.
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