Salisbury Steak

When someone shits their pants you push the shit out of the top of their jeans and then lick it up.

Ali: I just shit my pants.
John: Oh let me clean that up for you. :D
Ali: Fuck yea salisbury steak me

by kljadhgolsdhgs December 15, 2010

Steak

A guy that thinks it's cool to peel wheels in his camaro while cranking up some REO Speedwagon and smiling with a squint behind his Oakley blades.

Jeez look at that Steak in his hot rod camaro. What a loser.

by Lingopronva November 10, 2014

Steak Taco

another word for sorry. a way to apologize.

"I'm steak taco!"

by blah blahblahsklfjsldkgj January 21, 2009

Steak

Not a Verb

"THEN STEAK"

"Steak's not a verb!"

by This Chick in some room October 1, 2011

milk the tube steak

To touch one's self unnecessarily in genital area. Also known as jerkin' off, or chokin' the chicken.

Jesse loves to milk the tube steak day after day.

Lindsay will help Jesse milk his tube steak.

by James The Big Cocked Man February 24, 2009

trailer steak

Cube steak. People in trailer parks think this is real steak.

I like trailer mustard on my trailer steak.

by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

strip steak butterflies

The curtains that obstruct the path of the penis, also known as excess meat surrounding the external portion of the vagina

I was south of the border and i got suffocated by these damn strip steak butterflies. Bitch could take flight at a moments notice!

by Horia February 15, 2007