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Stealth Whale

like a ninja

but just a whale
wow dude that was almost as stealthy as a stealth whale
by stealthwaffle September 22, 2017
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Midnight stealth

The Eagles really midnight stealthed the Panthers last week!
by Puma267 October 18, 2021
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Stealth Pipe

Tom gave her the stealth pipe, she didn't see it coming!
by tyronethecoon May 26, 2018
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Stealth snacking

Consuming snackage such as chicken burgers. Chips cookies and ice cream outside ones home.these snacks are usually consumed inside ones car in such places as grocery store parking lots.parks. and numerous other "3rd spaces". Like masturbation. Stealth snacking is something that everyone does.but no one talks about it!
Gertrude: hi hon what do you want for dinner? Leonard:"oh. I think I'll have a small bowl of ramen noodles. Gertrude:"that diet's really working! Leonard:"oh yeah!" (What he doesn't tell her is he just got home from some serious stealth snacking!)
by 4realazitgits March 30, 2021
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Stealth Retirement

A stealth retirement is when you are currently working but have plans to retire or just retired. Although you still work, you operate as if you are retired. You are planning your last steps such as selling company stocks, looking for private equity liquidity, planning income needs, or have fuck you money and work for fun.

This may be done to hide from your wife and kids, or — as part of a marketing strategy — to manage your public image around friends and neighbors. The phenomenon is well known in Los Angeles because the weather is good. Normally a person would only operate in stealth retirement mode for the first couple of years. As coworkers get curious why you go on such long vacations of weeks at a time. And, neighbors get curious why your lawn is perfectly maintained and green all year round, no weeds.

"Most stealth retirees say they are in stealth retirement because they are bored. This can be a risk if the wife and kids find out because you can easily become the family bus driver."
Where's Jeff at, I thought he was coming into to work this week? I guess he's in stealth retirement, maybe he'll be back next week or so.
by jmar42 August 25, 2022
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stealth personality

A person that no one ever notices.
Did you realize that Beth has worked here for 10 years, and no one knows anything about her; I guess she has a stealth personality.
by Guido1 October 24, 2009
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stealth racist

Damn anthony you a stealth racist. Dem negros didnt even know.
by -S41- August 14, 2021
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