Procrasturbation Station

The central location where one chooses to procrastinate in the form of masturbation.

I was supposed to write a paper, but I ended up practically glued to my procrasturbation station all night instead.

by Ass Sassinator January 10, 2011

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Piss Stain

Someone who is worthless and has no friends. A nobody. Someone who is inferior to a piss stain on a public highway rest top urinal.

Hey listen you Piss Stain, I know grandmas that can lift more weight than you.

by NippleBob Crane June 24, 2014

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Closet Station

The closeted population of College Station, Texas due to the strong homophobia in the A&M area.

It's hard to be true to yourself in Closet Station, Texas

by m4m cstat July 9, 2009

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A sexual position in which a female has sexual intercourse with 10 men simultaneously. The female places her knees on the ground in a position similar to a four legged animal. 5 men get behind her, and 3 of them shove their cocks in her vagina and 2 of the men insert their cocks in her anus. In front of the women 2 men simultaneously shove their dicks in her mouth. In addition to this, 1 man places his cock in her right and and 1 man places his cock in her left hand. Finally 1 man gets underneath the women and inserts his cock between her breasts. After all the men are in position the women vibrates her body like an electrocuted horse until all members of the party reach climax and orgasm

Mark: Hey man, did you hear, last night I helped a couple of guys Grand Central Station Rachael!

Mac: Get out dude, that is insane!

by 4coolguys January 15, 2011

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