Hey, John was in the bathroom last night for two hours because he had a severe case of the turdy squirts!
by A-Squeezy March 4, 2009
Get the Turdy Squirtsmug. by C_rizzle October 28, 2017
Get the Mexican squirtmug. by handle123 November 9, 2019
Get the squirt bottlemug. by juliacrockett May 24, 2021
Get the pop a squirtmug. when you spread ur cheeks and squirt out your juices so you feel it dribbling down your batty crease.
by battyman2000 February 18, 2009
Get the ass squirtmug. If ya climbin up a ladder n ya hear sumtin splatter, _______
If ya sailin on a boat n ya feel sumtin float, ________
If ya walkin down da street n ya hear sumtin beep, _______
If ya bend to tie ya shoe n ya hear sumtin sploof, _______
If ya eatin chicken soup n it lookz like liquid poop, ______
...fill in da blankz
If ya sailin on a boat n ya feel sumtin float, ________
If ya walkin down da street n ya hear sumtin beep, _______
If ya bend to tie ya shoe n ya hear sumtin sploof, _______
If ya eatin chicken soup n it lookz like liquid poop, ______
...fill in da blankz
Ayo, I had so many white castle burgers last night. I had the screamin squirts so bad even mah toilet waz like no more.
by trublu95 February 14, 2009
Get the screamin squirtsmug. by jason fleischauser December 2, 2003
Get the squirt mcguirtmug.