squip

a tiny computer that is swallowed and SOMEHOW lands on your brain to tell you how to be cool. Truth is people... this thing doesn't actually exist. It is all a huge scam to get you to buy a book called be more chill. very convincing though.

Squips are a figment of our imaginations

by snowandskibaby July 31, 2005

Squishy Pants

when a person gets over excited about the sight of another person

Him: oh my, i just came in my pants

Her: your such a squishy pants

by C Jones December 26, 2008

dickie squishie

When a guy is so skinny that when the woman gets on top of him to ride the stallion...she has to pause every 2 or 3 minutes (providing they dont cum first) to check for a pulse and respirations

Rosie proclaimed that riding a dickie squishie was a bit like eating lobster legs...by the time all was said and done it wasn't worth the effort!

by Rosie November 16, 2003

Squishy

Someone or something that gives off a bad feeling.

I have a real squishy feeling about that guy.

This place is giving me a squishy feeling.

by zcdh25 October 7, 2009

squishy bits

the warm, wet, squishy parts of a woman's vagina that can only be felt by well endowed men. Anyone can go "balls deep" but only real men can hit the squishy bits.

ex.1 "I was hit'n that shit so hard last night that I got all up in them squishy bits."

ex.2 "I can't wait to see Shiesha tonight, I'm gonna bust dem squishy bits up! Izdid"!

by etb31 April 12, 2008

Squish

Sex, intercourse in particular, with a woman.

I need me some squish.

by Taxiride September 23, 2003

squishyboof

Slang term for breasts, 'squishy' being the term for the right and 'boof' for the left. In unison; 'squishyboofs'.

Can also be used to refer to a well endowed female, undecided whether the comment is complimentary or not.

"Hah, I'm holding your squishyboofs!"
"Your squishyboofs are all up in my space."

or

"Check out the squishyboof over there..."

by Oli Lee April 17, 2008