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babysitter spanking

The most painful spanking, when it’s from your parents they do it out of love. When the babysitter does it it’s out of pure spite specifically intended to leave a bruise and to hurt like hell!
Joe walked into class and stood behind his desk. The teacher told him to sit down, he replied I cannot!
Teacher- yes you can!
Joe- no I can’t!
Teacher- go to the principals office!
The principal- what seems to be the matter joe?
Joe- I got a babysitter spanking last night.
The principal- let me see?
Joe pulled his pants down and showed him, the principal say “oh my god joe I’m so sorry, here let me call the therapist!”
by Wreck it wrelph September 20, 2022
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donelian spanking

The act of spanking one's testicles with a spatula for sexual pleasure, and sometimes self punishment.
Pronounced DOE-NEE-LEE-AN
Man: I gave myself a Donelian Spanking last night.
Woman: Leave me alone you freak! I'm calling the police!
by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022
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Vermont spanking

When you spank the booty with an inverted middle finger, penitrating the anus at the same time
Keep it up and ima pull your pants down and give you a Vermont spanking.
by NorthernKnight March 17, 2022
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spanking bench

a bench for women and men to lie down in order to receive some sexual spanking
My husband tied me to the spanking bench and used the spanking paddle until my ass was flaming red.
by hxrnyslxt April 12, 2021
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cock-spank

1. A cock-spank is a man who has such a bad attitude he has to masturbate because he is getting no help in that department.
2. A wanker.
3. An asshole.
It's not my fault they canceled the appointment, so stop being a cock-spank about it!
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Drummer's Spanking

Using a double pass pedal to spank both of your girl's cheeks.
(Singer of band says to guitarist:) Where's Ron?
(Guitarist says:) Hes probably backstage doing a Drummer's Spanking with one of the groupies.
by Llama66 October 17, 2019
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Vicarious Spankings

A spanking administered by a step-parent during intercourse to his/her partner (his/her step-child's parent) in lieu of spanking the step-child for the step-child's misbehavior. Usually administered within twenty-four (24) hours of the step-child's misbehavior.
I cannot believe how disrespectful he has been today - his mother is in for some vicarious spankings this evening.
by James A. H. Murray June 30, 2022
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